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Funny Valentines Scratch Off Card Favourite Human Personalised Romantic Gift
Funny Valentines Scratch Off Card Favourite Human Personalised Romantic Gift
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❤️ Officially My Favourite Human – Personalised Valentine's Scratch Off Card ❤️
Congratulations! You've officially been selected as my favourite human! 💕
Looking for a Valentine's card that's funny, cute and just the right amount of romantic?
Our "Officially My Favourite Human" Valentine's scratch-off card is a fun way to let someone special know they've earned the top spot in your heart!
Featuring bold pink and red lettering, playful hand-drawn hearts and a large heart-shaped scratch-off panel, this unique Valentine's card combines modern romantic humour with a personalised surprise.
Perfect for boyfriends, girlfriends, husbands, wives and couples who prefer a little laughter over traditional lovey-dovey messages!
💕 A VALENTINE'S CARD WITH A SECRET!
The front of the card reads:
"Officially My Favourite Human"
Beneath the large heart-shaped scratch-off panel, your chosen message is waiting to be discovered.
The card is finished with the wording:
"Happy Valentine's Day!"
Simply give the card to your favourite person and let them scratch away the heart to reveal their surprise!
❤️ PERSONALISED WITH YOUR OWN MESSAGE
Choose exactly what you'd like to hide underneath the scratch-off heart.
Your message can be funny, romantic, cheeky or completely unique to your relationship.
Some ideas for your hidden reveal:
💕 YOUR PRIZE IS ME! LUCKY YOU!
💕 YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME!
💕 NO REFUNDS OR EXCHANGES!
💕 I LOVE YOU, YOU WEIRDO!
💕 YOU WIN UNLIMITED CUDDLES!
💕 I'D CHOOSE YOU EVERY TIME!
💕 YOU'RE MY PERSON!
💕 DINNER'S ON ME!
💕 WE'RE GOING AWAY!
💕 FOREVER MY FAVOURITE!
Or choose your own personalised message!
Whether you're revealing a romantic surprise, sharing an inside joke or simply telling someone how much you love them, the choice is yours.
🎁 HOW DOES IT WORK?
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Enter your personalised hidden message when ordering.
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We'll carefully print your chosen wording onto the card.
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Your message is concealed beneath the heart-shaped scratch-off sticker.
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Give the card to your Valentine.
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They scratch away the heart to discover their special surprise!
A fun and memorable way to make Valentine's Day a little more exciting.
💌 CARD DETAILS
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Size: 5 × 7 inches (approximately 12.7 × 17.8 cm)
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Portrait orientation
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Traditional folded greeting card
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Large heart-shaped scratch-off panel (60 × 70 mm)
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Personalised hidden message
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Bold pink, red and black design
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White envelope included as standard
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Envelope upgrade options available at checkout
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Handmade with care in the UK
💕 PERFECT FOR
❤️ Funny Valentine's Day Cards
❤️ Boyfriend Valentine's Cards
❤️ Girlfriend Valentine's Cards
❤️ Husband or Wife Valentine's Cards
❤️ Couples Who Love Banter
❤️ Quirky Romantic Gifts
❤️ Personalised Valentine's Surprises
❤️ First Valentine's Day Together
❤️ Long-Term Relationships
❤️ Anyone Who's Officially Your Favourite Human!
✨ WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT
Not everyone enjoys overly sentimental Valentine's cards!
Sometimes a funny little message is the perfect way to show someone how much they mean to you.
With its colourful typography, playful hearts and personalised scratch-off reveal, this card is a lovely alternative to traditional romantic greetings.
It's sweet without being too soppy, funny without being over the top and completely personal to your relationship.
❤️ HANDMADE BY SQUIDGEMAKES
Every card is carefully printed and prepared by SquidgeMakes, a small UK business specialising in unique greeting cards, personalised surprises and creative scratch-off reveals.
We love making cards that bring a smile!
📮 POSTAGE & DELIVERY
Orders placed before 11am Monday–Friday are normally dispatched the same working day.
Orders placed after 11am, at weekends or on bank holidays are normally dispatched the next working day.
Second Class, First Class and expedited shipping options are available at checkout.
Please allow additional delivery time during busy periods, particularly in the run-up to Valentine's Day.
💕 OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE HUMAN – NO COMPETITION!
A funny, personalised Valentine's card for the person who makes your world a little happier.
Handmade with love by SquidgeMakes. ❤️
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Write & Send Service
There is nothing nicer then a hand written card right!
Purchase this dandy service, together with any individual card, and I will work my handwritten magic into the card in black ink and post it direct to the recipient - in the envelope just like its from you!