❤️ You've Been Diagnosed With... Funny Valentine's Scratch Off Card ❤️
The diagnosis is in... and it looks like you've caught a serious case of love! 💕
Looking for a Valentine's card that's funny, a little cheeky and definitely not your usual romantic greeting?
Our personalised "You've Been Diagnosed With..." scratch-off card is a playful way to surprise your favourite person this Valentine's Day!
Featuring a colourful medical-themed design with a doctor's clipboard, stethoscope, little love hearts, plasters and an official Dr. Love stamp, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile.
But there's a little twist...
The diagnosis is hidden beneath a large heart-shaped scratch-off panel, waiting to be revealed!
💕 THE DIAGNOSIS IS IN!
The front of the card reads:
"I've Got Some News..."
"You've Been Diagnosed With..."
The heart-shaped scratch-off panel hides a special message chosen by you.
Underneath the panel, your Valentine will discover their very own personalised diagnosis!
The card also features:
❤️ Prescribed By: Dr. Love
❤️ Officially Diagnosed
A fun and interactive alternative to a traditional Valentine's card.
❤️ PERSONALISED WITH YOUR OWN DIAGNOSIS
Choose a funny, romantic or cheeky message to hide beneath the scratch-off heart.
Some diagnosis ideas:
💕 A SERIOUS CASE OF LOVING ME!
💕 TERMINAL CUTENESS!
💕 CHRONIC LOVE SICKNESS!
💕 AN ADDICTION TO MY KISSES!
💕 BEING TOO ATTRACTIVE!
💕 A LIFETIME OF PUTTING UP WITH ME!
💕 EXCESSIVE CUDDLE REQUIREMENTS!
💕 A SEVERE CASE OF BEING MY FAVOURITE!
💕 UNCONTROLLABLE FEELINGS FOR ME!
💕 A PERMANENT CASE OF US!
Or create your own special diagnosis!
Whether it's a romantic message, an inside joke or a cheeky surprise, your hidden wording is entirely up to you.
🎁 HOW DOES IT WORK?
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Enter your personalised diagnosis when ordering.
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We'll carefully print your chosen wording on the card.
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Your message is concealed beneath the heart-shaped scratch-off sticker.
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Give the card to your Valentine.
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They scratch away the heart to discover their diagnosis!
A fun little surprise that makes giving a Valentine's card even more memorable.
💌 CARD DETAILS
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Size: 5 × 7 inches (approximately 12.7 × 17.8 cm)
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Portrait orientation
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Traditional folded greeting card
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Large heart-shaped scratch-off panel (60 × 70 mm)
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Personalised hidden message
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Colourful pink, red and black medical-themed design
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White envelope included as standard
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Envelope upgrade options available at checkout
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Handmade with care in the UK
💕 PERFECT FOR
❤️ Funny Valentine's Day Cards
❤️ Boyfriend Valentine's Cards
❤️ Girlfriend Valentine's Cards
❤️ Husband or Wife Valentine's Cards
❤️ Cheeky Romantic Gifts
❤️ Couples Who Love Banter
❤️ Unusual Valentine's Cards
❤️ Funny Love Notes
❤️ Medical-Themed Valentine's Gifts
❤️ Doctors, Nurses and Healthcare Workers
✨ WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT
Not every Valentine's card needs to be full of flowers and romantic poetry!
Sometimes a little laughter is the best way to tell someone how much they mean to you.
With its playful medical theme and interactive scratch-off heart, this card is perfect for couples who enjoy funny messages, inside jokes and something a little different.
The personalised diagnosis makes it completely unique to your relationship.
❤️ HANDMADE BY SQUIDGEMAKES
Every card is carefully printed and prepared by SquidgeMakes, a small UK business specialising in unique greeting cards, personalised surprises and creative scratch-off reveals.
We love making cards that bring a smile!
📮 POSTAGE & DELIVERY
Orders placed before 11am Monday–Friday are normally dispatched the same working day.
Orders placed after 11am, at weekends or on bank holidays are normally dispatched the next working day.
Second Class, First Class and expedited shipping options are available at checkout.
Please allow additional delivery time during busy periods, particularly in the run-up to Valentine's Day.
💕 THE PRESCRIPTION? ONE BIG DOSE OF LOVE!
A funny, personalised Valentine's card for the person who's officially been diagnosed with being your favourite!
Handmade with love by SquidgeMakes. ❤️
